However high the sky may be
However wide the river may be
however the strong wind may be
Just remember one thing
ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SO GO N DO WORK...
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Villu Film Climax:
10 runs to win in 1 ball
vijay the batsman hits the ball
The ball splits into 2
1 - went to four
another went to 6 and vijay team won
Director Rocks
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2 eyes are best fds...
Both wil blink ,
move,
cry,
see &
Sleep together.
but if they sees a girl only one wil blink.
MORAL:a girl can break any relation
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Sardar buys an auto & paints his wife,s name at the back. wife reads it n slaps him then divorces him.
why?
he written her name n below to that written "FOR HIRE"
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Famous Quotes abt Sachin:
Lara: If cricket is a religion Sachin only the god
Dhoni: He has scored 16000 runs. i have not even faced 16000 balls.
Kumble:i m fortunate tat i have to bowl at him only in the nets
Allan Border: its scary wer the hell do we bowl to him
Paul Strang:what we (Zimbabwe) need is 10tendulkars
Hayden: I have seen god..he bats at No 4 for india in tests
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Frienship between Girls:a girl didnt come home 1night ,told father dat she had slept at her fds house...
father called 10 of her fds but all said she hadnt been der....
Friendship between boys:
a boy didnt come home 1 ni8 n told father he had slept at a buddys place..
father called 10 of his fds,
8 of them confirmed he had slept over &
2 of them claime he was still there.....
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A FANTASTIC ARMY QUOTE :
"FORGIVING TERRORIST IS LEFT TO GOD....
BUT FIXING THEIR APPIONTMENT WITH GOD IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY"
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Galileo used 2 study wit a lamp...
Graham bel studied wit candle....
shakesper used 2 study in street lights
one thing i dnt understand these fellows what they did in the day time?
(for dis i got a nice answer saying tht they did articles:)]
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Perfect examples:
Tension - when wife is pregnent
terror - when girl fd is pregnent
horror : when both are pregnent
tragedy: when you are not responsible for both
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ultimate power of present generation:
3rd standard boy : can i kiss your hand?
3rd standard girl: why,has anything happened to my lips..!!!?
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Sardar essay on Indian Cow...,
"he is the cow.he has got four legs togethar. two are forward n two are afterwards.
it gives nilk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement ....
its motion is very useful green colour.
it has tail situated in the backyard n has hair on it to frightn flies.
many use it as vehicle also!!!!
Therefore COW rockzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
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what is a best punishment you can give to a female?
give new cloths,jewels,cosmetics etcc..... n lock her in a room with out.........???
"A MIRROR"
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